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Mark Normand admits comedy is mostly failure, and reveals that when he complained to Seinfeld about how much explaining crowds needed, Seinfeld told him packaging an idea so people can absorb it is literally the craft "Sadly, it's mostly failure. Comedy is mostly failure. If you're doing it at...

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seinfeld might be better at advice than comedy. no one thinks he's actually a top 50 all time comic

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Yeah, sure mark, the problem is you’re just too smart for your audience. Surrrrrre

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Seinfeld chickenhawk.

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I said he was was gay and Jewish, and that's bad, don't you get it, idiots?

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