Matt Walsh: "You can never be fully manly on ice skates"

You're telling me feet knives that turn ice to water under the sheer pressure of your manflesh to give you a smooth glide ain't manly? Get decked by a hockey player.

Why does @MattWalshBlog look like a Portland hipster?

Nothing more manly than to have never seen a hockey game

Say that to Ovechkin's face.

i think matt walsh has a hard time being manly w/ out skates - so i get his concern….

Just an awful take. Hockey hits are 17% harder than football hits on average, and players are 20% smaller. Because speeds get faster on ice. The pads are smaller, and the puck itself is a Vulcan rocket. Not to mention they don’t wear full face mask.

World's leading expert on being "fully manly."

Say this to #NHLBruins Zdeno Chara’s or Milan Lucic’s face