me after two domestic light beers

That dog must have not been taken for a walk in 2 days

And then he proceeds to walk right through it...

Got under the moulding, nice. House isn’t level, nice. Home Depot 2014 flash sale tile, nice.

@ohshidt Not grabbing a roll of paper towels😱but instead filming.

letting it seep under the floor molding so it can soak into the subfloor is the real pro renter strategy

bro take care of your dog 😭

Poor pup. Either health issue or hasn’t been let out for a day +

Golden retriever after all.

Thats a big piss. Poor dog musta been busting to go. Whenever my dogs pissed in the house (very rare) I always assumed it was because of something I failed to do. Most dogs don't wanna be good boys after all

I know that felt good as fuck