me preparing to operate heavy machinery:

Damn, 6 Billie Eilishes.

@ShitpostGate $100 this guy’s name is Kyle

Babe, what's wrong? You haven't even touched your Gonster

Hey man, if you're forklift certified, then you can legally drive while intoxicated, it's the law.

...this is why Britney broke up with you...🤣🤣🤣

I just see heartburn

It’s weird when they make the liquid in a can colored

That ain't normal Monster, guys. That's nitro monster, which has a much stronger "bite" feeling. His stomach gotta be wrecked

The book is titled, “How to burn a whole in your stomach” written by some dude in a tap out shirt