Me talking to my 0-2 fantasy team before Week 3:

Them listening

I didn’t see it the first time, thanks

@ppargolfer let’s go to work

My only 0-2 team has 4th most points scored and most points against.

Derrick Henry is gonna run a lot of miles this week I can feel it

Do not tweet again until Kupp is made IR eligible

The Rams haven't moved him to IR and reports are saying they might not 👀

Day 4 of the projected median campaign @SleeperHQ. And can we get percentage chance to finish above while we’re at it?

@BozoDweeb