me when a filthy clanker pipes up

this happened to me while driving, I immediately told the bot to shut down permanently like what absolute dystopian hell I will cuss as much as I fucking like you technocratic oligarch pieces of filth

So relatable

Get rid of your smartphones. Disable any and all devices that interact with you. Do it for your brain.

I'd be just as pissed if google interrupted Hank Williams Jr. too.

"Your words are very real." Heil Hitler.

I feel identified

Hey, at least he got the clean version. I got cussed the hell out by that little bastard computer. It use the F word and use a couple of other words I didn’t care for towards me.

I can confirm that. I actually tried it.

The robot telling you to respect it. Things are getting dangerously close to kinetic at that point.

Drive old cars with CD players. Buy used CD's. Own your fuking media!!!

should have thrown a "fuck you sam altman" in there

3rd world coded. Technology is how we get better. Learning to use it is an imperative.

thats why the robots will kill us all it does not hurt 2 be friendly 2 them

Damn he was on note too

Google activated when I was shitting on the Gooners.. I was like, WTF Google. You are a Gooner!?

Old boy has a good singing voice