Meanwhile at Glastonbury....

Crowd seems dead… 😜

it's called being in awe

Is there no end to your talents 😂😂

No. I amaze myself sometimes.

My friend (in the mustard yellow jumper at the front of the crowd) just saw your set and said you’re better than Hendrix. Facts.

I taught Hendrix everything he knew. (Even though he was playing long before I was born)

Gutted I missed you 😔 They weren’t letting anyone else in for crowd control reasons 😡

That's why I'm fully clothed too, they said if I wore my usual bikini the women would get too excited and it might cause a riot.

Fucks sake, Cheggs, where do you find the time?

I always try to find the time to please my mass of fans, I've been told seeing me in the flesh is a life changing experience.