Meanwhile Chicago:

Ah average day in Chicago gotta love the resident alien robots wielding assault rifles that can atomize humans like they’re nothing

And that was in 2013 god forbid what happened 6 years ago

This is Megatron and Sentinel Prime's fault that N.E.S.T was disbanded causing Cemetery Wind to hunt down and kill Autobots.

Stereotypes smh, that was in 2011! /j

Okay. Fine. Let's go to New York instead. (Cut to the Chitauri invasion in The Avengers.) Uh...Metropolis? (Cut to General Zod's world engine activating in Man of Steel.) That's it, I'm not going anywhere ever again.

They totally made up the whole slave thing