Meanwhile in Crimea 🔽 “Some minor issues… or rather, minor for us but significant for people — if we resolve them, then everything will go smoothly for us in this situation.” — Sergey Aksyonov, the illegal governor of Crimea

Uhh, just minor??

Yeah minor… like no fuel or electricity. Small stuff.

yeah, it's not like you know, you need that sort of thing to cook or clean..

3,000 people leaving a day is a small problem? 🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to roast the shit out of this guy...

His comments on Telegram are open.

Thanks!

They seem to have a lot of electricity at their meeting.

They're government officials. Of course, they have a lot of electricity!

A true jackass.

FirePoint has already announced that its FP-7 ballistic missile is ready for testing in Russia. The FP-9 featuring an 850 km range and an explosive payload—will be ready for testing in Moscow in a matter of weeks. Yes, weeks! Lets take photos of the Kremlin before it disappears.

Those are some extremely unconvinced faces around that table, not taking in the bs. And who knew that solving all problems would make life so good. Feels nice to skip all the in-between stuff and go straight to the good results! What a life hack! 🤯

Building communication: Short run response - Shouting from the top of the highest building on the block. Medium run response - cans connected by string in a network for placing & receiving calls. Long run response - get the frack out of Crimea1

He is not going to be popular when russia are swept out of Crimea...

Don't worry everyone. Nothing to see here. As the band played while the Titanic was going down.

Another idiot 🙄

@MedvedevRussia "Some minor issues"

So, Sergey, what if you don't resolve them? Cannot resolve them? Hmmm.

He talked a lot but he didn't say anything.

Dear reader, You might believe that these lofty sentiments are a plan that could lead to a resolution. However in this case these creatures are russians and the best way to understand the Crimean fuel situation is a man sucking a milkshake out of another man's anus.

’minor for us but significant for people’ describes russia pretty well ”I recognize this is a major problem for you guys but I do not give a shit because it does not bother moscow elite at all”

Minor? Putin stole your economy and put it in his pockets. Putin's war in Ukraine proved it. Russia is broke. Putin is going out in a box. Will the Russian people take control of their government or will they let another dictator steal their wealth?

🖕🏻

Keyword is IF. No way.

🤡🤡🤡

Yep. You will resolve these minor issues, when you are safely back in mother russia.

😅 minor issues like no water and electricity and supply chain cutoff. An occupying illegal ruSSian migrant on Ukrainian soil believes in miracles. #RussiaGoHome

Разве он ещё не сбежал? Его же повесят на гиляке!

Next video it will not only be electricity and fuel. It will be food. And water. And roaming gangs. And breakdown of order... And the meeting after that will be about trying to look like you're organizing the evacuation while going to the airport for the next international flight

Rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic

Hihihi, No you will not. You better run!

The Soviet Union ran that way,...see how well it works.