Meet our new best friend 🤠

Oil?

Everybody gangsta til the sky starts missing pixels.

We won’t welcome you because of oil. Well welcome you because we value the same things. Alberta can remain Alberta with us, not bend to Ottawa

(Marco, when he learns he's the new prime minister of Canada)

Just ask the citizens of Montana to roll up. We have more guns than Canada's army and nothing better to do in our spare time

If Alberta is serious, all you have to do is ask and you can have 100K heavily armed rednecks there by the weekend. It's the neighborly thing to do. 🇺🇸👍

I worked with this insufferably arrogant Quebecois (are there any that are NOT?) engineer. He sniffed with disdain at Alberta, saying, "Alberta is the Texas of Canada" -- it was so funny when he realized that his attempt at denigration was actually a compliment, LOL!

We already like you. We’ll like you better when you dump your crazy ex

Facts. There would be no war. Just need the US to recognize you as a country.

😂🙌🤟

Best badass 😎 friends with big freakin’ guns🔫 are a good thing !! 🤣😂😅

My thing went off. Did someone say oil?

Who has oil?

Bring your bestie SK with you. Her uranium means the fate of US nuclear power plants and AB/SK security are intertwined.

It's nice to bring something to the table, but honestly, we feel for you regardless.

The USA WILL recognize us. Once that happens, NO ONE can breach our security. We will be the best neighbors, Some people say the best neighbors ever. Canada Can Not Stop Us.

We're here for you! Go Alberta! 🤠🫡

Be certain that we won't let Canada invade you.

@POTUS @VP @SecRubio @SecWar I, as a MAGA Republican American, strongly support America defending Conservative Albertas independence from Woke-Communist "Liberal" Canada! Conservative Saskatchewan too! I also support offering them 51st & 52nd Statehood too! Pound Snow Canada! 🇺🇸

Canada doesn't have an army either...

Better do it while Trump is in office just to make sure we show up for ya!!!

Join the US, we'll throw in a free annual airshow.😁

Always loved the A-10 A gun with a plane wrapped around it. Bbbbbrrrrrrtttttttt. We should have a few.

I'm with you guys hope all goes well

@PCutabitch Oh, we will DEFINITELY protect our ally, the Republic of Alberta.

USA: Neither do you "Canada!" 😆😅😂🤣

I will personally volunteer to support Canadian patriots against the woke communist trash.

We been best buddies for quite awhile. No worries. See about getting Saskatchewan free of the CCP vassel state also. The people in both provinces are worth more then the oil, and or the Marxist BS in Ontario. We love our patch buds.

Go for it, Alberta! Declare independence and become an independent REPUBLIC!