Meet the MP born in 2002

Privately educated Cambridge grad Never had a real job The perfect Starmerist Labour MP

Right who voted for Mega Mind?

Snipers dream

Posh kid, who went to a private school in Barnard Castle, costing his rich parents £17,000 a year This is Sir Keir Starmer's changed Labour Party, where working class people are not welcome - regardless of their age

Congrats to Britain's first Talosian MP

Another rich toff in Parliament is nothing new

This is an example of a "Diversity of voices" in his opinion, wow

Some will bemoan this, but the Commons having a range of views, experiences, and perspectives is a good thing. Only electing 22 year olds would be terrible idea, having the odd young voice in the mix will lead to a better parliament.

Probably a bit old for Paedo Mandelson