MELANIA. Now playing in theaters everywhere.

Nah thanks! I’d rather pay and watch this on repeat:

I'd rather rub one out with sand paper in the middle of a desert under a heat lamp, than to watch this

Nobody wants to watch this shit

Will she finally find moose and squirrel?

Why is this a movie ?

By the looks of the box office receipts, everyone DOESN'T "want to know".

First movie to sell 2 tickets

insane flop 😭

Corrupt fucks

Nothing but a Bezos bribe

Love it when Bezos can pay this tramp 28 million to tank a movie but he can’t pay his own workers a livable wage

I want to watch the part how she got her citizenship

FOH!!!

Pouring bleach in my eyes seems more appealing than watching this garbage.

Ew! Gross!

Hahahahahahaha. Saturday night in Houston.

Saw it today and loved it! Was entertaining, humorous, emotional, historical and left me wanting more of our First Lady. Good job 👍

There’s no real emotional pull with her. She’s always been controlled, and carefully packaged. That works for mystique, but it doesn’t translate to people paying for a movie ticket. Curiosity alone isn’t enough anymore, especially when everything already lives online. The movie answers a question most people weren’t asking, in a format they didn’t want, during a moment where people are tired of image managed political stories.

Why was this scene cut from the movie?

Ah f**k off

It may be playing but hardly anyone is watching. Let’s see the administration buy tickets in bulk and pretend the empty seats are watching.

Are there any scenes in the movie where they talk about Epstein & Melania's relationship?

"Everyone wants to know." Apparently not.

Now failing in theaters everywhere

Can’t even understand what she says

3 theaters in blue Colorado are sold out today in 1 city alone for all showings!

Don't forget this movie is directed by the guy who tried to ruin the X-Men franchise

Would rather watch the paint dry

Now playing in empty theaters everywhere

Flopped harder than a cannonball at a high school pool party