Men are simple creatures

I've been with my husband almost 20 years and I can say... yeah. It really do be like that. No matter how "not sexy" you feel, I promise you that man is just thinking, "Would."

Titties are best when wet. Sweat, water, beer, whatever 💯

Perfect ! 25 yrs of using my wretched eyes on mine.

Why not just pee in the shower? Just wasting time. SMH

Wife will say "I haven't showered or shaved and I feel bloated" as if any of those things matter to me

it is exactly like that. everyday, everytime.

We...LOVE watching you pee. 😫

An adult male produces roughly 100 million to 300 million sperm every 24 hours (about 1,000 to 1,500 sperm per second).. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day, a man’s body gives instruction to populate. Praise God for self-control, because without it ladies..

newlywed behavior

too real😂

Yes. We are.

beer and a dark room fix most things

Guy sounds like Ashur

true

@bailarthuru

Hmmm 🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍺👍👍👍👍🍺🍺🍺

Accurate 💯

There's a guy that doesn't come home and immediately get bitched at for being at work too much, taking too much time doing the outside chores or doesn't make enough money

They can be fast and furious when in the mood, men are sweet i love to treat them right and serve them with shaved cookie

Lmaooo

Accurate

😭🔥😂

What do you want?!