Men, don't forget your two week notices this week..

To save you Kings some time, you can copy and paste below: [insert wife's name], This letter is to inform you that in two weeks from today is the start of the NFL season. The past several months I have been an engaged loving helpful and thoughtful husband and father. However, I must, with remiss, inform you that I am putting in my 2 weeks notice. I will no longer be available for work on Sundays between the hours of 10am to 10pm, Monday evenings nor Thursday evenings due to conflicting commitments. I’ll also be unavailable every Saturday due to conflicting commitments between the hours of 10 am and 12 am the next morning. This will be in effect until the end of February or early March. Thank you for your understanding. Yours sincerely, [insert your name]

Lmao she had the best response 🤣

Screw the NFL.

He's talking College too.. Learn to laugh Francis..

watching sports is L because it's a passive, emotionally draining, commercially exploitative activity that offers little personal or intellectual growth compared to active personal pursuits.

yeah no. The NFL went woke and I will NEVER be back

But we have that dinner date with the

What a waste of time the NFL is.

At this point, supporting professional athletics in any way is supporting communism. Go to the local high school game on Friday night. That’s enough.

Wife imposed the Stop-Loss policy!