Men only want one thing. Maybe two things..

Why do women think that men are so complicated? We are so easy to please it's almost embarrassing.

1. He’s looking her in the eyes 2. wearing eyeshadow or something? 3. “You look mighty tasty” This dude is on the other team.

I remember when I used to play World of Warcraft, my wife would get me off the computer by walking into the room naked, I would not even tell anyone I had to leave in the game, I would just flip the computer off. 😂

🎯😆

That’s all fine and dandy but when I do it at the local McDonald’s everyone loses their shit and I go to jail… hypocrites…

And to fight a bear in the beer isle

What a man really want.

Idk with the way floated in there im kinda questioning his heterosexual street credentials…

Oh my God the dialog! Sounds like the beginning of every bad porn ever made. Not…..not that’d I’d know.

It's really that easy ladies