Men only want one thing--

Ladies--get you a man that looks you like William looks at Cheyenne

We asked 100 gay men why they’re single — Here’s what they told us

Man, I hope he won and lead his best life.

And now I want to watch Foul Play with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase. IYKYK

That old square-body was the shit.

Every time I see a square body for sale I dream this setup is within my grasp--

Not true. We also want a killdozer.

Imagine how many Marlboro Miles it’d take to get one of those today