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Slowly morphing into Hasan body proportions

missed opportunity to release this on Wigger Wednesday

@doaenel you got competition 😎

“What’s your shirt say?” “Swag” “Seems a bit long” “Nope just says swag”

I wore the turkey tom shirt and got jumped and robbed I was in critical condition for multiple weeks, last thing I heard before I got stomped into a coma was "Turkey goof" thanks a lot tom

The XXLarge sold out first.. I know what your fanbase is Turkey Tom...

The most fascinating social experiment is learning that a high number of TurkTommers are 2XL

Will there be one that spells “Kai” in the style of scar tissue? I’d buy that one.

Bout to goon in this shirt

When will you be releasing the turkey tom chastity cage