Merge Cop returns Code crimes will be thwarted #ad

shutup squish

can i just vibe code in peace

Merge cop might not play by the rules but by Linus he gets results

@trashh_dev how many times have you rewatched this?

check out today!

"You're not reverting this one, Merge Cop" 😭

lots of people going to be playing this back 😜

Insane Love it.

“I’m about to git force my diff” lolol

It's cominnnnng

Some say this was the Timothy Chalamet of millennial developers.

MERGE COP IS MY HERO!

how many years is it for letting my ai agent merge to prod for me ???

try coming after me merge cop i live share the codebase to 15 people at once no conflicts HOW YOU LIKE THAT, COPPER?

Love @beginbot in this. Like an upbeat, American Jackson Lamb

I feel safer on the streets knowing we have merge cop out there protecting our diffs

HBO needs to throw money at you for a full season of this

shut it squish

that's one hell of a git stache

These are great, well done

Right on time 🚔👮🏽‍♂️

cmon comish

Loved it 😁

@trashh_dev looks cocky as usual

This is what devs want for their products. Great Ad.

Difflers exists , I’m one of them

I'm assuming that this is just normal refactoring discourse with extra drama if someone explains what "code crimes" mean in a Merge Corp context.

YESSSSS!!!

Lay down the law.

Another day, another @coderabbitai banger ad

Ah, Merge Cop. Enforcing order one commit at a time. The timing of that pull request at 0:08 was suspiciously fast though... suspicious indeed.

what if Squash got hit in a drive-by from the LGTM gang. Squash is badly hurt. Squash is rebuilt with AI (robocop) and he rejoins the force with you! Now its Merge cop and his ex partner returned with AI infused rage to squash those that are guilty. We call him RoboSquash. Could be a trilogy…

I love you. But please next time level the sound so it’s more even. Voices are loud at one moment and then super quiet next second. For non native speaker it’s really hard to listen

Surprisingly good acting. Better than many 1980's cop movies.