Merica! Epic

Impossible to flip over…. 🙄 I have an “unsinkable” cruise ship at the bottom of the Atlantic to sell you.

@RyanAFournier I could break it. First day. Won’t flip over? Look mom! Barrel rolls

I promise you i could flip it

$250k? Psshh I'd rather buy a jet boat.

$250,000??? I’ll rent the jet ski for $100.

My uncle could build this in a week with 2 kegs and a carton of Marlboro reds

I would hate this on a lake. So noisy & why do you have to go so fast? Nope. No way.

Bad enough dolphins and manatees have to avoid boats with four and five engines. Now this? Wildlife is part of the balance of nature. Without them and without considering their needs we are doomed. We need more laws to protect nature from irresponsible thrill seekers who come up with this kind of b*******.

250k for 2 jet skis and a atv chassis lol

@atensnut I could break it. First day.