Michael Carrick and Jonny Evans in conversation while watching on at training this morning 🗣️ #MUFC

Everytime you see him he’s just stood there. How have we ended up with a manger with possibly the most dull and boring personality ever

“Remember that time we hammered Roma with a decent squad?” “Fucks sake Jonny, don’t rub it in”. “We even got an away draw with the B team”. “One more word and I’m not giving you the reference you’ll need after the international break.”

When I see these training sessions, it makes me feel like it’s 1973

Jonny asking him if he's ready for the next loss

Training looks dull no intensity or anything no wonder why we don’t run in games

Two clowns who knows nothing about coaching at the highest level

Look at this lethargic training 🙄! No wonder we’re so 💩🫩🫩

"How tf did we end up as permanent manager and coach?"😂

Wow 😂😂😂😂 They clowns 🤡🤡🤡

how you and your mates play after being sceamed at by the neighbour to not kick the ball at the wall

Both are clueless

I can ball more than all these bum out there

“Yo Carricky, we are shit and we don’t know what we’re doing…” “Shhhhh…. Mate there are cameras on us just smile and pretend we have a clue how to train the lads….” 🙂

‘The boys are training great, look sharp, want to win, I know the desire is there from them’. As we go to lose tomorrow night. Same shit on repeat weekly!!

He just doesn't inspire me.

"Should have stayed on the beach in Barbados"

Obviously, confidence is very low in the team.

“Make sure the practice looks good and intense.. apparently these fans don’t care if we lose when I’m in charge as long as we have a good 45 minutes”

"These are jokers, Michael".... "I know, I know.... But hey keep the voice down, we're coining it, at the end of the day"

Santos still can't believe he's at Manchester United,and he keeps replaying that ghost tackle against Chelsea.

Huge if true 🙄

Get Evans back out there playing

What is all this 😭😭