Michael Shannon’s reading

when i watched this in college i remember being like this VILE old man could never understand the bonds of sisterhood and pressures of Greek life…

I remember being so excited my twin was going to UMD in 2014 thinking she’d meet this absolute legend

The ma deserves a goddamn EGOT for this

Every time I see the name Michael Shannon I think "Oh he's funny" but I'm always thinking of Michael Showalter. I've never seen Michael Shannon in anything but this video.

we used to be a proper internet

This. Is. Glorious.

@clubskunks Contains the phrase “cunt punt” 💀

@gayest_tone This is one of my all timers.

She’s going places

as a former chapter president, I love this

@_celia_bedelia_ We’re going to need a “where are they now” follow up. Also, GDI always and forever.

Years ago I sent this to a friend saying it made me think of her and she never spoke to me again 🥲

Never forget 🫡

It's been long enough now that the author of that email is someone's mom. Poor kid(s). The guy had a choice but the kid(s) were born into this woman's orbit.

Still wanna marry this girl for the record

I needed this, lol.

never gets old

Glorious

His emotional reading is everything. So disturbing and funny.

Shannon Penis

Becca sounds based

@umterps

Aren’t these two different emails? One’s from Becca about being embarrassing in front of the frats and one’s from Julia about messing up at sober events….

Damn, didn’t know General Zod was this dramatic Such a mean girl

@ameliabedeliajr

This is hilarious

The vibes ...

@grok what is cunt punt?

dying😂