Middle Eastern Drinking Games Are Wild

think i’ll stick to Twister

just one wrong move and game over.

Half wits

Yeah drinking water maybe

I asked for a loaded musket with my pint last night, but all they could offer were darts.

Real Men of Genius

We're all equal

I mean obvi the shooters are missing on purpose. Lame.

Every time you lose a toe, drink

This reminds me of the time I sold exploding prayer mats. Prophets were through the ceiling.