Middle management wet dream

The sad part is that this made complete sense to me in a corporate context

“Now we’re sleeping on a slope in the middle of a storm wondering why everything is sliding”

Dawg at the end with the “let me piggy back” fuk you

If this resonates with you just know AI is coming for your job first.

Pitching a tent too early is never good.

I hope these types of videos ultimately lead to the end of corporate jargon, and people start speaking normally. It’s not that hard. If you wouldn’t say the phrase in front of your friends or family, don’t say it at work. Speak like a normal human.

How to say nothing, yet sound like you said something.

Q4 is coming quick 💨 🏕️

Feel like there was an opportunity to use “stake” “Let’s put a stake in this so it doesn’t drift away” or something

Shit show at the fuck factory

Tried this during my meeting and got reported to HR for talking about "pitching tents", smdh

Why is this guy impersonating you @ReelLifeJustin?

Trying to start a fire with wet wood. Sounds too familiar 😑

😂😂😂😂 Fuck I hate work bullshit

Worryingly, absolutely all of that made complete sense.

Years outside in the woods prepared me for this very moment

@BomarrPunk us

this is like 30% of our economy btw

“Christian, where do you think you are right now? Mom’s DEAD Christian! She’s dead, and you need to come back home and help us with the arrangements.”

I’m convinced these are the Jobs AI will eat first.

Haha

Funnily, it made sense 😂

I could totally see myself saying all this in my next meeting - and it would make complete sense to everyone

😂😂😂😂

Let’s shut the fuck up w the metaphors yall hate direct talk bc yall are ALL TALK NO ACTION.

chatGPTahh script

do people who constantly have meetings ever actually do any "work" or...

HR culture right there

I don’t work in corporate but videos like this make we wish I did😂

I have worked for US firms and they just won't call you a cunt. Staggering, stinking of BO, days late. "Help me understand this" The party don't stop 'till I hit the floor. So you'll be at the all hands and the fireside chat? "Will I fuck" Some of the best days of my ilfe

everything made complete sense

Piggy backing

oh shit!

"Baffel them with bullshit" is practiced by All the major networks. Sad!!!