Mike Johnson credits Elon's "magic algorithms" for DOGE cuts

Next up: using a Magic 8-Ball for foreign policy decisions.

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We’re running a government on fantasy code from a guy who can’t run Twitter.

In other words, F'Elon Musk fabricated information and nothing he did is legit.

Are these magic algorithms like magic beads?

There are no DOGE cuts and there never will be. Elon left because the Republicans didn't want to cut spending. They just wanted sound bites for re election.

So AI did it or some 19 yr old dweeb with possible ties to organized crime or some shit lol

elon's 'magic algorithms' — lol, it's just more tech smokescreen. moscovites use the same tricks to hide their failures. ukraine needs real tech, real strategy, not fairy tales about algorithms that can 'cut' anything. facts matter.

Hey @SpeakerJohnson, Ok, so why are the big cuts and fraud included in the One Big Beautiful Bill? I’ll wait….

Democrats are really pissed that the irregularities have been found. So they will pick on words, as usual.

And voting fraud