Mike Tyson never stood a chance Dave Portnoy

@stoolpresidente He’s 58 are we surprised? It’s all good. Mike Tyson is still the Baddest Man on the Planet.

@stoolpresidente You called it from the beginning. It is what it is - they got paid, we got our circus 🎪 and tomorrow is a new day

@stoolpresidente At least he lasted 8 rounds, which is more than some 20s can do

@stoolpresidente "I'm mad at myself for not putting $100 million on Jake Paul" Your gut was right, Dave.

@stoolpresidente Tyson stood a better chance than Netflix servers.

@stoolpresidente A blind man could have told you that.

@stoolpresidente It was even worse than I expected.

@stoolpresidente Serrano Taylor was the real main event

@stoolpresidente 2 things I’ll never believe again… political polls and Mike Tyson training videos…

@stoolpresidente @stoolpresidente and I and every other @MikeTyson SAW NOTHING TONIGHT THE Greatest heavyweight boxer of all time FOREVER