millions must submit to zen master

"Foreigners, they hate that." Yeah, I think most people hate getting hit with a stick.

Pay no attention to Genchi, we purposefully trained him only to beg for spankings, as a joke

guy just likes beating foreigners lmao

billions even

The only true lesson in zen philosophy is to simply be content with being. The people who travel across the world to learn some secret teachings from a “master” are ironically farther away from zen than the average man they seek to be “above”.That’s why they get beaten/humiliated

Just the boys having fun taking off their ego

Zen masters are essentially the world’s best trolls. They’ll punish you and beat you knowing that you think at the end of it you’ll acquire some sort of “hidden knowledge” that will help you ascend above the rest of humanity, knowing the real zen masters just don’t give a fuck 🤣

R1bs resonate with Zen more than any other tradition… I think largely because of its emphasis on the purifying potential of self-inflicted pain. Master morality.

Bro laughing while saying that shit lmao he just gets a kick outta smacking mfs with that stick 😂

Please only take your ego off around trusted friends and family

The elimination of the ego seems to be a spiritual universal, outside of gnostic and quasi-gnostic variants such as protestantism and deism.

Is that Geoff Keighley?

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

Can I hire that guy? The stick might help me focus when I'm doing trading research.

British schools used to dish out six of the best, when we were a real country. Only trouble is, some enjoyed administering punishment a little too much.

Expansion contraction Inhale exhale I miss the days of sitting in the Zendo, watching the sun, move across the wooden floor

"Foreigners hate that" I take that to mean that the average chinkoid likes groveling at another person's feet as they humilate them with a stick?

chink found a legal excuse to beat whitey

Wherederu signu up foru this??

We are something of an ego destroyers ourselves

What did the five fingers say to the two lips?

Take stick, beat master with it, walk out.

@DazeOfWar westerns have this whole cultural Idea of disliking being beaten

Japs always find excuses to hit the whites

White loser

Germans have big ego, but will still love this. I wonder why ...

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