Mitch was one in a million 😂

When stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg died on March 30, 2005, the U.S. population was approximately 295.7 million people, and the world population was approximately 6.59 billion people. so he was more than just 1 in a million.

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@CCIE_24825 He was 1 in 6.59 billion, but he was 1 in a million, also.

@Lilly_bat98 If he were 1 in a million that would imply there were 6590 Mitch Hedbergs when statisically scaled across the global population at the time.

@Lilly_bat98 I don't think you got the joke.

@Lilly_bat98 I don't think you really ever listened to Mitch Hedberg.

@Lilly_bat98 I haven't listened to Mitch Hedberg recently, but I used to, also.

@Lilly_bat98 There we go.

I used to like Mitch Hedberg's comedy. I still do, but I used to, too.

I use this joke… I tell my friends when they come over that they look older today… The girls generally get pissed. They are one day older. I used to like Mitch.

That's 🧢 for you

Miss Mitch's comedy so much....

"I like baked potatoes, but they take too long in the oven. Sometimes I just throw one in when I'm not hungry, because by the time it's done...who knows?"

😇I promise you there's some big comedy clubs in heaven And Mitch Hedberg has been headlining the best for decades

The secret to cleaning a cheese grater is to not wipe against the grain of the holes. It works really well but it makes you look like trying to pet a cheese grater.

Steven Wright may have been the first of one in a million. If you don't know his work, check it out.

If there was a reason why deep fake was created this is one of them

He would have owned this whole spp. I miss him, RIP 🙏

No AI could ever conceive this guy out of thin air if he never existed before.

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too. I saw him live 3 times... He was absolutely hilarious.

"escalator temporarily stairs" is just 🔥

Goated! 🐐

This guy is close.

He is much more rare than that India has over a billion people and nothing like Mitch Hedberg

we have finally achieve pictures of us when we were older we did it

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His Special was very funny.

No, Mitch was one in 7.7 BILLION And Mitch would have also enjoyed that!! lol

My favourite:

One of the best to do it.

I'm really glad I got to see him live shortly before he passed.

By that logic, there should be at least 30 other Mitch Hedbergs... Thats not even counting all the Chinese, Indian, and African Mitch Hedbergs.

I did not lose my legs in Vietnam to bring you fries. you have both your legs. I know I said I did not lose my legs.

🐐 May he rest in peace.

Technically, he was 1 in about 8 billion

We obviously want more

Unfortunately no longer with us. He died of exactly what you’d suspect.

Me and my wife always say the one with him saying that handling out fliers is pretty much saying “here you throw this away“ we get a chuckle every time

Mitch was a LEGEND

Bro was just zoned out the whole time. Sad.

Eyes closed he could pass for a helium Al Pacino.