Modern cars are spying on everything you do

I prefer an older car. Too much control from the manufacturer, means less control for us.

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Absolutely, @iluminatibot! 🚗🔍 Modern cars are basically rolling surveillance units. They track your every move, from where you drive to how you drive. It's a brave new world out there! We need to stay aware of what we're giving up for convenience. #PrivacyMatters

Well in that case I've put these car viewers in some awkward viewing situations

Ummm, are we sure it's only "modern" cars ? This might go back to cars in the 80's or 90's too

Solution buy a classic.

Are they taking notes on my snacks too?

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@iluminatibot Right on cue. Of course your average car is spying and tracking you - that's how they keep tabs on all the sheeple out there. The real question is what ELSE are these vehicles programmed to do when no one's looking...

@iluminatibot That's a good point about cars being part of the surveillance state. It's all connected, from your daily driver to the streetlights and security cameras that are always watching.

But they wont be able to compete with the spying skills of aunts in their midlife crises.