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Mohammed was not expecting this ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Angry Elephant ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The Honda fit was diabolical ๐Ÿคฃ

Dr. Clown, PhD ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

BombsOverHeyYah ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Not his goats!! Nooo ๐Ÿซฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Dr. Clown, PhD ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Poor Mohammed!

BombsOverHeyYah ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚

MrMario ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This one might be funnier.

Zucca Xerfantes ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Actually, this is what's waiting for him...

Digi-Akuma ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This is also a classic

Roaring Hammy ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŒน ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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OH SNAP!! i think i would get into trouble if i went to that heaven before my wife arrives lol

Dr. Clown, PhD ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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lmao yeah maybe...!

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See he messed up. He only exploded himself. His brother cousins Samir, Tarbash, and Salim did it the right way, got some infidels, and were rewarded the true Islam paradise!

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Here they are ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜

Matze ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Volkswagen Polo Commercial 2005 ๐Ÿ˜…

Bacon Overlord ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This is going to be gross, but true. When I served and deployed many times in the middle east... you get a chance to talk to many of these folks either locally, at bazaars, on the bases (TCNs), etc. They all said the same thing. Men are for pleasure, women are for babies.

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿชฆ ๐“ข๐“ช๐“ถ๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“พ๐“ผ โ„ข ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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The original payment was 72 raisins. At 7th century Arabic pencicula, was considered very valuable. After the expansion of Islam, was changed to virgins, a word wich sounds similar in Arabic to raisins. I hope this helps.

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Even better plot twist. Since they die among the "infidels" in the west they get 50 trannies.

therealguru ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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WAIT FOR IT ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ NO REALLY WAIT FOR IT ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜‚

NeoIronista ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿฅฒ

Cloud ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Noooo, You are all wrong !!! It's not 72 virgins. It's one virgin 72 years old !!!!

Jair ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This is why I donโ€™t like Islam

nejรฃo6664 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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tudo travesti pra enrabar o cara.

Dustin Straight ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Good one. Another idea is to have them be trans women or men. Never said they would be female virgins ๐Ÿคฃ

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๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Jeremy Batcher ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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It use to be a joke what if they get there an the 72 virgins are men! They would of saod thays a conspiracy theory! Not so much anymore huh seems how they use women for slaves an pinching bags an turn boys gay! Anyone thinks im lying watch damcing boys of Afg

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wtf ๐Ÿ˜‚

Milei Brazuca Infiltrado ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Me on cinema

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Dont worry to much matey the women all have 9 inches.

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