Money Shredding Alarm Clock 😬

Your own clock putting you into dept is crazy

If I get this I’ll remain broke

I'll just take the money then go back to sleep

You go to work late, lose money and go to jail

Finally, a clock that forces me to choose between being broke or being on time. My two natural states united in one device 😂

Fastest way to reset your internal alarm system😂

The Fed has a money printing alarm clock that outpaces your money shredding alarm clock.

What a good waste of money friend, just do this to your counterfeit

Jewish’s nightmare

Fixing inflation one lazy fuck at a time.

Hahaha

Das kommt mir nicht im haus

Things rich people would do

That's SAW stuff, be rich or poor, you decide!

That's motivation. Cruel but it works

What if the thing farted when you fail to clock-in.

You’re very stupid to put your hard earned paper into a shredding alarm clock machine. Just train yourself (a routine) to wake up early

We should do this with work visas

Its not a federal crime to destroy money ?

(ANCIENT 4:01pm)

Yea you forgot to mention that's a federal crime

@grok where do I not get one of these

Wow 🤩 this is amazing