Monitor off. Warrant on.

Cruiser en route to: "I din' doo nuffin'"

Yes, he’s about to be caught. 🤣

Dang is that a black engineer?

Yes, highly skilled and highly qualified. 🤣

The latest in a long line of bad decisions They'll blame whitey years later

You know it! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Don't worry take your time...... 😂😂😂

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I mean… you’re not gonna get very far doing that. Being monitored & all. Enjoy jail, dumb fuck

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That’ll be $50.

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Or just don’t commit crimes

Exactly!

He's only 4 years old!...

I swear these people only look about five seconds into the future. It must be interesting to live a life where you never worry about consequences until they actually show up.

they are proud of committing crimes on camera let that sink in…

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AI Says.... Cutting an ankle monitor triggers an immediate electronic alert to law enforcement or a monitoring center, resulting in a felony warrant for your arrest, revocation of your release, and additional criminal charges. and Reddit.... All ankle monitor systems have a way to tell if the device has been tampered with. The most popular model has a Fiber optic cable that runs through the strap and connects to the 'box' on both sides. If for whatever reason, that fiber optic does not have a continuous connection, it will alert us that the strap was tampered with.

well depending on model. the police is alerted and on their way as soon one of the tiny wires build in get's cut.

Hope these dorks never become framers or plumbers

Its time to replace ankle monitors with microchips

Eh. It's not like he was gonna get meaningfully punished anyway.

Need to put explosives in those so that if they are removed or tampered with it removes the limb where it is.

A set of metal shears/snips would have taken care of that in a split second.

Tamper Detection: Modern devices use fiber-optic sensors in the strap; cutting or stretching the band triggers an immediate alert, regardless of signal blocking.

He’s fucked 😂

That's how he wants it..

How do people get house arrest and ankle monitors i always get jail

I found one of them on a rooftop in Philly. I was going to scrap it for the gold, but decided to do the right thing and turn it in to the police. They seemed kinda pissed off that I was returning law enforcement technology.

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They don't care. Most of their friends already in jail. It'll be like a reunion.

Congratulations. Straight to jail

Don't pass Go. Don't collect $200. 🤣

I wouldn't let that guy with a dremmel anywhere near my ankle.

Hell no! 🤣

isn't it easier to just not commit crime?

Look at these craftsman, they did such a great job on solving that ankle monitor situation someone should hire these big brains for some custom work😏they clearly know their way around a toolbox 😂🤦

Amateurs. You're supposed to cut your foot off so it doesn't interfere with the monitor.

And in this episode of how to throw your life away…

For people in the comments: electronic ankle monitors have sensitive sensors that detect any type of tampering. Removing and placing it on anything will trigger an alert immediately.

You can run, but ICE will find you fool. By the way that’ll be $400 for the monitor. Will that be stolen cash or charge. 😸😸

Do they not understand that it reports when this happens? Or do they not care?

Yeah, too stupid. 🤣

They don't give a shit. The court will call and they'll say that the batteries died.

The red light sensor went off , it’s a closed loop system.DMF