Morrisons Ultimate Breakfast review accompanied by a sad piccolo flute.

Brilliant. You have to wonder what Debussy was eating while he was writing l'Après midi d'un Faune...

Probably a Curly Wurly

Thanks, Jason - this is tweet of the day for me 😆

Have you any more of these? Very therapeutic.

This could be a new thing. Like my life in the Bush of ghosts.

But has a Black Pudding ever broken anyone’s window?

That is undoubtedly the best thing I'll see on Twitter this week by some distance. I'm in tears here 😂🤣👏👏

i love you!!!! perfectomundo

"The best cooked breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmot's wedding." @APartridgeQOTD @AccidentalP