MPs FOR HIRE - the former Chancellor

Kwarteng… absolutely undaunted by his risibly catastrophic time as Chancellor, totally oblivious to his constituency obligations and peddling Johnson as a key campaigning asset and ally. It’s just a massive trough to them and he’s proud of being mates with king pig. Revolting.

Bravo. My cartoon in tomorrow's @MetroUK

Who are you? What have you done to date? Who are your directors? Can you send me a full background on what is expected? Are you a Korean government organisation? What areas of my background do you particularly find relevant? Can you give me a number to call? But no! Cash how much

Find this so shocking. When you think of the needs of Kwarteng’s constituents in a cost of living crisis, this jars massively. Very depressing.

“I’m sitting in my office in Parliament and watching the economy I shafted tank whilst sniffing out a £10k a day new gig.”

Office supplies on the shelves...

In his secretary's office. Is his own laptop monitored for security reasons? I thought these MPs were not allowed to conduct private business in their offices.

hey @BBCNews this is a big story, give it the prominence it deserves. Corrupt Tories

The way he slides from dollars to pounds, months to days, adapting as he goes, so he can squeeze as much as he can out of them And never mind £10k. Looking at his disastrous track record, 10p would be too much for this charlatan. The absolute cheek of him Great work, @ByDonkeys