Multiple ways to use a condom 👀

A condom would’ve prevented this entire post.

I know a better way we could use one 😊

A box of condoms falls out of the woman's purse. Everyone at the party looks, her face blushing, as she bends to pick it up. "It's not what you think" she stammers "They're for polishing my boots."

What we need that for 🤭😅

If I fuck myself up let's say I got into a fight and I'm buss up. And you gimme a frozen dick to ice-up my face, I'ma get into another fuckN fight that night.. 😔

A balloon can do the same thing tho

We bet you didn't know this 👀

Ain’t no way I’m putting an ice pack condom on my injury lol

Automated sperm extractor

We don't have to use one😈

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