My algorithm has been so GOOD lately (praise Jesus)

manifesting ownership of multinational corporation j.p. morgan chase

It may be impossible for your god but it’s not impossible for our god!!!

@SweatieAngle "what's J.P. Morgan?" "lmao don't worry about it babe" "okay ♥️ yay ♥️"

Excited wife / terrified husband - Classic couple dynamic

If they were really serious about their worship they’d build a golden calf, just like in the Bible.

I love that this implies they think they will one day own JP Morgan.

I just became more communist watching this

I’m jewish and from the outside it seems like some Christians treat Jesus like Santa.

You can kinda sniff the future flophouse landlord

The awkward pause when she asks about jp morgan haha it's like his brain just went "jeffrey epstein" and he had to move that out of the way before responding

What kinda psychosis is this

This actually put me in a bad mood. Gotta go walk it off.

The #1 lesson from the Bible is that if you pray to Jesus hard enough he'll give you a bunch of free shit

You can see the absolute lack of belief in any of this pish in her eyes 😂 Big smiles, deep sadness.

You know this is AI right? It has the Sora watermark right there? Lol

It’s always ok to go double check before saying something!

vision boards and manifestation

The sora voice is so recognizable

It’s not sora

@BitGrateful Dude the watermark is right above her profile pic

@BitGrateful That’s the TikTok AI assistant button

I do this but with pictures of pussy

I can’t believe I actually worked with this girl for a few months not knowing how far into her religious psychosis she was. She was pretty damn good at hiding it until she didn’t work her last 2 weeks of her 2 weeks notice. She said god told her to move to LA but as you can see..

what level of psychosis is this shit

thank you Jesus I RECEIVE I RECEIVE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 dead

Jesus was a liar and a fraud who said you can sell your daughters into sexual slavery.

“It is near impossible for a person who hordes wealth to be allowed into heaven”

Lmao JP Morgan

i have so many questions. what is territory sunday. what does "we got our houses" mean. is god supposed to give them the houses after they die? or while they're still alive? i dont even know where to begin dissecting their mental operations

Pretty cool when you can serve both God and money

Nothing more delusional than a Prosperity Gospel lemming

my tiktok algorithm would horrify you

Is he saying hes praying to own JP morgan?? Lmao the bible literally warns about people like this 🤣

Uh borderline Satanic, definitely pagan attitude. God is not a slot machine that doles out gifts, no matter how man women may treat him as such.

Chinese Takeout Couple Christ Edition