my answer to the trolley problem:

I thought this was gonna be an actual trolley problem and instead it’s a train solution

if this doesnt do a drift at the end and hit both tracks im going to order a satellite strike

Got it get another trolley so that they’ll die no witnesses

3yo me would have lost her god damn mind to this

oh hell yes i love mewnlight rose

"I think this is a wonderful idea" said Thomas

they aint lyng this train is drifting

You would solve complex moral dilemmas with... AWESOME STUNTS!? THAT'S YOUR SOLITION!? ... hell yeah.

5MasMovieMakers was the shit back then (and now!!!!)

Why has no one ever suggested just having the trolly do a sick kick flip over the people. Irresponsible