My car drives itself. We are not the same 🤷‍♂️

I drive sports cars to restaurants and I eat at a table like a non-degenerate Watching this is like seeing the helpless blobs float around in WALL-E

I’ll smoke your “sports car” and after, my truck will drive me to breakfast at a restaurant like this one I ate at the other day. I like your energy, but I feel like you’re capable of more. Let’s try again. Try to really stick it to me 😘

@umlaut Figured you were in the Bay Area. Pretentious and condescending since yall never have nice weather

@umlaut I’m in Sacramento. Weather is great 😎 hope to see you out here sometime 😘

This is giving big micropenis energy. My car can dwive me weally weally fasst, mom!

You’re just trying to trick me into showing you a picture of my hog, nice try

Bro, obviously your dad never spent time with you. Now you’re haunting our timeline’s for validation and digital hugs. Want to really show us up? Drive that POS real fast off a cliff. You are right about one thing though: “we are not the same!”

I appreciate the return fan mail 😘 keep boosting my algorithm bruh

Bro, you are flexing on us all with your superfast race car, but you can’t stop yourself from emotionally responding. That’s because deep down you know, that I know, you are an insecure hoe.

It's awesome for a people who doesn't know how to drive

I can drive anything with wheels 🤷‍♂️ 18 wheelers, motorcycles, you name it, I’ve done it 🤷‍♂️ I feel like you could do a better job being a hater. Try to step your game up. I believe in you.

@CyrilOfMacedon We don't believe you, why don't you post a video?

@CyrilOfMacedon 🤷‍♂️

@CyrilOfMacedon That's not you, show me your ID ai bot

@CyrilOfMacedon Why is there a fatty in 1 pic and 2 skinnys in the other?

@CyrilOfMacedon You’re absolutely hilarious 😂

Shut up with the ticktock brain phrases. It’s repulsive when men do it. Leave it for the hive mind girls to copy paste.

This is how you speak to your voters in California? 😂 this next selection isn’t gonna go how you think. Keep stealing the votes and see what the people do 🤷‍♂️ you should really read a history book and see how that works out. This country was born out of revolution 🇺🇸

That response is lit I’m totally cooked. Luckily I have enough rizz that I can FAFO and men will see this and say hell yeah.

I’ll bet you would’ve given Elon a reach around until he saw the light and realized what a bunch of rabid coconuts you people are. Now, because he hurt your feelings, you support fire bombing his dealerships and take every opportunity to criticize his life changing technology. There’s a reason you folks are irrelevant. You lack basic critical thinking skills.

@TeslaShawn I literally drive a Tesla Y and own thousands of Dogecoins bc of my admiration for Elon. Sorry champ. Your emotional hormonal outburst is misplaced here.

Fat Americans don’t want to do anything

What country are you from, friend? Maybe you could use some liberation from your natural resources 😁

Idk what’s bigger your fat hand or that tiny as whopper You’ll definitely be taking resources that’s FOR DAMN SURE

Go charge your Automatic Dildo on Wheels …. This is what cause more Data Centers to Be Built …. You twat !

Silly Cunt

And you look like a pussy driving a Tesla.

Damn, you got me 😱 I’m devastated. Guess I gotta delete my account now. Them’s the rules 😂

I don’t make the rules everyone knows.

"Hyundai can do that too" -most people Tesla needs a marketing department that just spams these videos nonstop. People need to learn.

They really think they’re Hyundai can 😂

@dandandndandan You know damn well you’re supposed to have your hands near the wheel ready to take over and that full self driving slop still makes plenty of dangerous mistakes. And yes, I have a Tesla with full self driving.

@dandandndandan Do you have hardware three or hardware four? I’m well aware of the capabilities after 250,000 Tesla miles across five vehicles and 150,000 full self-driving miles over four years

I like how people with Teslas think the ur e unique. Millions of them are out there. You aren’t shit bro lol

You’re right, I’m not shit, I’m THE shit and it ain’t got nothing to do about the car bruh 😂

It’s crazy how many nut jobs hate you because you drive a specific car

I just call em fans 😁

I’ve been preaching exactly this for months now after renting a Tesla FSD. Thing is, people are in disbelief or just don’t want to see it.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make em drink 🤷‍♂️

Do not look forward to a drastic jump in human intelligence in the next few years… Intelligence will decline tremendously. Do not expect individuals to know east from west and north from south.

I don’t think most people know that now 🤭 most couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag 😂

😂 I’m afraid it goes from I do not know to what is that?

“Whenever you see a cybertruck it’s never a family or happy couple. It’s ALWAYS one man, completely alone. “

in 20 years people are gonna be looking at the replies to this wondering why people were angry at you about whats normal.

People were furious when they told them they can’t drink and drive anymore too and they had to wear seatbelts 🤷‍♂️

Can’t wait to use FSD on my new Tesla.

Your personality is a car brand. 😂

I’m so touched you think I have a personality 😘

I’m sure it’s already been set in the comments and I do love the idea of doing something other than driving but doesn’t supervised mean “ready” to take the wheel?

100% ready at all times 🫡

The cyber truck is very tempting but with dogs I just don’t like the backseat set up for them. I think I’d have to do SUV style with a hatchback. It’s just better for dogs. I’ve seen some cool concepts for a cyber SUV.

So that’s what 2 of the seats folded up, the 3rd seed is still down for a third passenger if you wanted, but you could fold that one up too and they’d have even more space.

Are you eating Burger King? Yea we are not the same😂

I eat at restaurants too 🤷‍♂️ what can I say? I like a whopper sometimes for convenience when on the go.

Man you gotta stop eating those whoppers. That Tesla is going to have to drive you straight to the ER. 🍱 looks fire though!

As fat boy takes a bite of his burger in his Shitla cuz he can’t afford a Urus

Tell me more about my bank account 😂

Americanism in a nutshell

We are very different and there is no bridge between…

We drive on the right side of the road 😁

So do I but on a different planet.

Planet of the apes 🤭

😁

I’m sold

It’s suspiciously good

People's eat while driving in the 1990s also little boy... Eating and driving is nothing new. 👌

You also probably have the smallest lil thing

I wish it was smaller if we’re being honest. Anyone with a big hog knows the difficulties of convincing girls it’s gonna be OK 😂 I feel like you could do better bruh, that you could reach down deep and come up with something much more witty than low-hanging fruit 🤭

This guy eats a Snickers bar upside down to feel the veins on his tongue🤠

Keep making these videos. Some will never understand how amazing this tech is because they choose to remain blind. 🫶🏻

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. I’m honestly inspired by the ignorance and stupidity of my fellow citizens. The world is ours for the taking.

lol love the sticker haha

My kind of tech dude…. And you’ve got the AI glasses also 🔥💪🏻

Kia

Those diabetes sausage fingers tell me you need to lay off the whoppers, Mr Tesla

I don’t have diabetes or anything, but I am 6’ 245 pounds. I could definitely lose some weight 🫡 the posh life has been good for me lately

🤡

Haters gonna hate. I don’t own a Tesla and even I know this shit is impressive and safe. China still does it better.

Tries to show off his car and be superior. Eats something from the dollar menu. We are not the same. Thank God. What a clown.

I eat at good places too 😘 who doesn’t like a burger sometimes 🤷‍♂️

Bought a model Y February 2026 haven’t driven it yet. It drives me everywhere. The only car that you’ll ever own that gets better with every update.