My client has never eaten a Cheeto a day in his life.

@barstoolsports He’s precious! 😭🥹

Don’t just stare at it, eat it.

@barstoolsports I so needed this laugh!!! LOL

@barstoolsports He’s like did I make a mess?

@barstoolsports I believe him, Your Honor

@barstoolsports How did he get Cheeto dust in his eyelashes?🤣

@barstoolsports I find the defendant NOT guilty.

@barstoolsports To be fair, is there a neat way to eat those?🤣

@barstoolsports Too damn cute 🥰

@barstoolsports 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@barstoolsports FREE MY MANS! We won’t stand for these wild allegations!