My Dad Named Me WHAT?! 😭

"my heart fell off my ass" Now that is peak writing

Wouldn’t Scott + Tim be = Scotim? Why the fuck would he add an R for? 😭 Dude was just wanting to be a dickhead since birth, probably was at the hospital drunk as all fuck that day lmao.

why would kindergartens know what a “scrotum” is and start laughing 💀 least obvious fake story

I'm sorry but there's no r in the name Scott or Tim. So how are you going to get scrotym? It should be Scottym..

Oh, I got it instantly 😂

Oh

I would beat his ass if I were u girl

Where the fuck did you get the R and Y?! Scott + Tim = scotim/scottim Not scrotym

I didn't get it, why?

Why is she so fucking ugly

Fake lol

“My heart fell of my ass!” RIGHT BEHIND YOUR SCROTYM!!!

I didn't get it

Dad would have his scrotym ripped off and forced feed to him that day

I would have fucked him up violently

Her scrodom

Wait wouldnt it be scottim?

Sue that guy

Get Rick roll