My deutsche Pick Up Lines

Number 2 is actually kinda smooth though

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

I used, but i ended here, help

"Ich bin so schlecht im Bett, das musst du erlebt haben!"

I can see why, a mix of cute and scary will land pretty much any dude in the right mixture

wait y'all actually need licenses for tv? wtf?

I don't have a basement so uhh Come in my attic ,':)

Cringe 😅 aber lustig 😂

you cant just switch up on me like that i spat out my drink!