My fellow Americans…

Blink twice if you're in distress 😂

#ExtraCancha HUBO REUNIÓN 🙌 La noche de ayer, el presidente Trump anunció que tendría una reunión con Canadá y México la mañana de hoy. ¿Qué se sabe? Te lo contamos. 👇 #Trump #Sheinbaum #Aranceles

Ok showed this to my wife. In tears. Laughing. Doesn’t help that my wife is half Asian so a double-dinger for driving.

Show your wife this. Maybe it'll help. It's backed up with facts and stuff.

You are forgiven and wives are not good passengers. Except for mine. She is great. Wink wink nudge nudge.

You have erred again. It is the Chevy Corvair that was deemed "unsafe at any speed". The Ford Pinto was on the other hand referred to as a travelling Molotov Cocktail.

Are you safe. Blink twice for help, brother.

Imagine it's 1863. A Maryland Judge, who is a Confederate sympathizer, decided to put a nationwide injunction on President Lincolns Executive Order of The Emancipation Proclamation. What would Lincoln have done?

I was expecting you to say 'good driver and a good shot'. But this was good, too.

You’re too funny. Love your little Yorky. I had one that tiny too little Roxy girl. Good apology loved it like how you wrote it down so you could read it lol

You forgot to blink out "torture" in Morse code.