My ideal Type?

Locking me in from the outside? You trying to make a gas chamber? It's against the Geneva Convention, its forboden

If she can impale me I will remain sitting right on her lap

Hmm, locked alone in a room with a potentially dangerous, knife-wielding possessive yandere who has "borrowed" your mobile phone...mäh... ich hatte schon schlimmeres. 🤣

I am a good listener: I picked up that you said “Loy-ality,” When you can just say loyalty the same way in that particular context of that sentence. It’s ok. My German probably has flaws.

Ok I am up for that totally

I lowkey gotta chance

I am an almost deaf introverted empath

Does the distractions part include gaming cuz if so that might be a deal breaker

lotta, I didn't recognize your new model, I just heard your voice and said, wait.... is that... is that lotta? and then I looked at the name of the account that posted it!

Sorry, but my family has dogs, so I am obligated to visit the dogs. Otherwise the rest is something I can deal with.

If only this was real bros…

You basically described me.

I love how she says loyalty

Why have a phone? Why have anything at all other than you?

Easiest signup of my career. Where do I sign... do you need it in blood or ink...

I really do match all of those lol.

Weird, sounds kinda like me 🤔

100% loyal, this new generation has no clue how to date.

breath and don't be a bitch ... that's our type, rest is accessory

Sorry, what's that?

1: I am a good listener. 2: I need to go outside to do things. Also, Jokes on you, you’re now locked in a cage, inside a safe, inside a vault. 3: I am loyal, but you’re way too clingy with it. Also, no family? Do you want my family members to think I’m dead?

Girl you basically asking for me. I come with handcuffs

Convince me then

I volunteer as tribute

Potential. 🤔

Yeah your defo on that Colombian booger sugar

Ehh am cool with that

Yeah im folding so hard

I fail at the first one because hearing damage (ear will start ringing out of nowhere unless i have sound going through it constantly) also, my adhd mind will forget shit because im thinking of stories at random moments

Unrelated, but we have the same phone lmao