my impression of a labour mp

Not accurate enough. You only mentioned "tough decisions" 6 times in 56 seconds. Bump that up to 15 times in 30 seconds and you'll be close

@stillicides It’s perfect

@stillicides Thank you Mollie. 🙏🏻

Look, Labour simply has to take tough decisions in order to protect its donors and sponsors. Everyone who's angry about it should club together via a website like gofundme and make a substantial payment to Peter Mandelson's bank account.

£22bn is less than 2% of the UK govt's annual spend The 'black hole' isn't even a black hole ...

Spot on Michael. It's just been so "tough" for those careerist, craven, lapdog Red Tories. 🙄#WealthTaxNow

Nailed it.

In before all the incredibly tedious #OnlyStarmerFans start attacking Michael for perfectly parodying NeoLabour and passively puncturing their world view

I’ve been seeing tweets from some of these ‘difficult decision’ Labour MPs and this is spot on. Going to be posting this every time I see one!