my life flashed before my eyes

Most normal tom cruise stunt:

I would just save the game right here, exit, and never log back in again.

i promise you never heard this yet

this is why you should tip your door dash driver

“Flashed” BRO YOU WERE DANGLING FOR A SOLID MINUTE THAT WASNT A FLASH THAT WAS TIME FOR A WHOLE SLIDE SHOW

Not like this…

strand type game

Its a hideo kojima game, after this you will see a baby crawl out of a guys mouth and a shirtless guy talk to you about the fall of capitalism

I'd need a smoke break after this and I don't even smoke jesus christ

As a delivery driver myself, I felt this in my very core lmao