My mind: I should buy a scythe.

I just know I'd lose both my feet somehow.

Worth it for being that cool.

It’s like shaving with a straight razor, but it’s for the ground. Based.

Hipster lawn care

I bet that dude has a core made out of steel

In my 12th summer I cut down a large field (several acres) before tilling it, and the best tool I had at my disposal was a scythe. Once I sharpened it up, it was surprisingly awesome.

I learned how to use one at age 8. Great workout. Incredible for back muscles!

Yeah do that in Florida and add fire ants.

I try and avoid doing anything in Florida

Put some shoes on dude! This would be me 10 mins later.

That's why God gave us ten toes.