My mom would've left me 😭😭😭 WTWYDAG

Whooped my tail right then and there

Oil’d his big head ass up, then got the belt

“I’ll let Angelina jolie deal with you…. Our journey was fun tho. Chile bye!”

My mom would beat my ass while trying to get me out lmao

My mom would've called the fire department and after I was free and everybody was gone and the coast was clear as soon as we got home I would have got my ass tore up

Have you ever listened to this?

When I was a toddler I got my head stuck in a McDonald’s chair and the ambulance had to come. I thought it was a fever dream but my mom confirmed it. I was always getting in trouble when I was a toddler. I was bad bad.

Got my head stuck between the bars of the stairs just like this when I was a kid. Took them an hour and a half to get me freed; I never stuck my head in shit else again💀😭

To learn a lesson lmao

My mama would have been cussin’ and yelling so loudly, I would have asked her to leave me there because it would be more peaceful lmaooo! Why black mamas gotta go tf off even when they’re helping you? 😭😭😭😭😭

Ain’t no way 🤦🏽‍♀️