my new model slander

"Nah you're just nickpicking" "Wdym other franchises are getting fresh new models?"

Progressive had that right idea having him in one of their commercials is all I'm saying.

he looked so good in unleashed what the fuck happened

Song: Square Dancin’ in Mississippi

They made hedgehog engine 2 with this in mind btw I'm not even joking, check it out

I might be too far unc'd at this point but what is this meme even conveying? Like I get that you want a new model but why is sonic in a bunch of empty office buildings?

He looks like the mascot for a car insurance company in the la re e 2000s

Sonic is too sanitized for the current era, to the point that even Mario isn't that uncool

you can tell a lot about Sonic’s design by what background he fits in

Oh i get it, it’s because people who complain a lot need to get a job j/

It even loops😭

normal ass office pictures. what model are we talking about??

i agree that the model is bad wtf does putting him in random photos do

ohhh i get it we're supposed to get a job

Sonic fans complain about a lot of things but this one complaint I definitely agree with, get rid of this fucking render and make a proper triple A render and a new game model alongside it

Im taking ts thank u.

Sonic the HRhog 🫩

If sega didn’t modernize everything we wouldn’t be here

Why is sonic chaseing women

I did not understand your meme but I do agree that Sonic needs a remodel QUICK. I think one of the biggest problems it has rn is his god damn stuck eyebrow

you see yall it all started when sonic 06 was so fucking bad and that sonic model in the game got clowned on hard and they had to take several steps back (still remember someone burning their sonic 06 cd on the stove top)

I really hate the fact that you're lowkey right...

Put him on like some scam antivirus ad as a mascot

I remember someone doing crazy stuff with said model in 3D, showing nothing was wrong with the model per say but that Sonic Team don't utilize it to its full potential.

that's just "nickson. ur friendly co-worker"

Sega get yo ass UP the slander is getting even WORSE!!!!!!!

Those specific renders where he has his arm out, almost looking like he's explaining/demonstrating something to us has that specific energy of stock art that's used for business powerpoints 😭

It’s not that the model looks bad, it’s the fact they’ve been using it for almost 21 years at this point. It’s bland, it’s old, and it’s boring.

NO FUCKING WAY THAT'S A NEW MODEL TS LOOKS OLD AS FUCK

OH I GET IT the joke is that if you care this deeply about something. You need a job.

The sonic forces hedgehog engine 2 test

can you make one without the caption please