My official statement on my performance in Surviving Barstool Season 5

Telling someone to play an idol, to flush it, and that person gets 0 votes…. You can never recover from that. Just a massive blunder.

This guy is quickly approaching Mintzy levels of annoying

The thing is you were screwing over Rone first when you told Dana to play his idol. If Rone had voted Dana and Dana played his idol, Rone would’ve been screwed because you snitched on him. You betrayed Rone first.

Our official statement - you’re a fucking idiot

7 minutes of saying absolutely nothing. I think you're ready for surviving retirement, maybe do the recap show or something

It seems like maybe you’re not as good at survivor as you think you are. Also, calling and making an alliance with someone 3 months before the show starts should be illegal, and it still didn’t help you. Clearly should have voted Rone off early on

This guy has to have a humiliation fetish, no?

Just screwed up didn’t make any moves super boring the everyone friend pre planned cell phone texting gotta remove cell phones and have it be 2 weeks straight so there’s more drama from having to actually interact with each other and have no outside cell phone contact

It's not that deep Tommy. Rone, Dana, Marty are just better. You didn't even make top five. It was a game for 250k. 😂

Not voting Dana ruined the whole show. It gave the 3 morons a straight shot to the end.

This video should have been 5 seconds long. “I played an absolutely horrific game”. End of video.

@kellykeegs We need an episode with Tommy and Rone. Can tell Tommy is actually hurt by this.

“I have watched more survivor than any of you watching this” lol so far from true buddy. Keep making the excuses of being friends with them, it’s still a game at the end of the day. Play the game or be soft and make excuses,maybe you just aren’t as good as you think at survivor😂

Did you all forget that this game is about voting others out? How can you all be making loyalty pacts between 5 or 6 of you & getting in your feels when having to play the game? Dave isn't going to offer up his money again for a bunch of office pals to split it without drama!

Any comment on asking @rone to swear on his baby twins lives?

As a survivor aficionado, I find it hard to believe that you (a former winner) are less of a threat then Marty just because he has an idol. That's like saying for season 50 that Dee was less of a threat in the game than ozzy because he had an idol.

That being said it's criminal rone Marty and Dana have just walked to the top 4 with idols

Absolutely blown away you were shocked @rone would vote against you after you blatantly broke his trust, essentially right in front of him lol

Where’s your official statement on spoiling the episode for thousands of people. Despicable, disgusting, gutless

For someone who claims to be so good at this you are actually terrible

I’d love to hear @rone perspective on the final 6 vote.From the viewer’s perspective, it seems like Dana/Marty/Glenny have a final 3 deal. If you weaponize the idol to blindside Marty with Tommy/BFW, then get Glen, it’s a game winning move. And then you have numbers til the end

Knowing that more then half the cast called others 3+ months in advance to make alliances kills the show

Pathetic showing

You felt too guilty to blindside Dana during the ring of fire, but then said if he didn’t win immunity at the next vote, you’d blindside him then? One vote later, with the same crew? How does that make any sense 😂😭??

Not watching all that. Games passed you by. Sad!

A lot of words to say: "I simply don't have it any more. I'm past my Survivor prime".

If you care about your friendships that much you shouldn’t have signed up for this season. Please stop using that as an excuse

Explain it justify it all you want you, Tate, Smokes, Pat, Feitz, Dante all played like absoulte dogshit. You saw this giant alliance for weeks and youre too soft and weak to get together and try to break it up even after the admittance of idols by three of them. Dogshit

Absolutely insane everyone knew Dana had an idol for majority of show and no one tried to flush it once. Tommy you coulda seen that coming.

Wild to snitch on Rone and then put out a 7 minute nice guys finish last thought piece

Your legacy is you are very bad at challenges.

Holy Aura torching

Poor lil Tommy didn’t like getting voted out. What a fuckin cry baby. Got a taste of his own medicine and can’t stop bitching. Stfu