My parents are more blunt than this

The pizza is a bitch...The pregnant daughter is a bitch...Everything is a bitch! 🤣

A cigarette hates to see her coming

I love moms like this

🤣🤣🤣 I bet she is hilarious too hang out with

That “i hope yall like it” got me

She seem cool as hell lol

She’d probably be a riot to have a couple beers with.

Damn I wanna be this woman’s fren 🤣

I got kicked out when I got pregnant

Lol. I'm a terror during pregnancy. Honestly. My husband was unbelievably patient with me.

Fuck that's me! Anytime I pick up take out I explain to my son that it's homemade and I just used their containers...he knew I was full of shit but it always got a giggle. And I have a Sailors Mouth!

Dude her face I can't. She hit the emoticon perfectly "That's why you're such a bitch!" :D

Bet she ain’t wash her hands touching every damn slice for no reason.

Great now I want pizza.

I have never once and never will call either one of my girls, “bitch”. Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn’t be prudent.

Oh yah. Great lady

Hell yes. “I knew it! This is why your ass has gotten wider.” 😂💀

She needs to write hallmark cards, she has a way with words.

Oh, this is funny

What a nasty woman

I can tell that’s why you a bihhh

😮

🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

My mom, just more... tame.

Ya ass got wider😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

Have you ever been around Italians? 🤣

@3John1verse4 She seemed happy

Mom's in shock love it

😭😭😭

Savage mother

What did the box say? 🤷🏻‍♀️