My parents would disown me right there, right then 😭 💀

Bro she’s like 5 ofc she gon pick the giraffe 😭

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That child is going places, just not to Dubai

A giraffe is better than Dubai

Next up would you like 1,000 barrels of oil straight from Dubai or the giraffe’s cutie little baby sister?

If they had used a condom, they wouldn't have even gotten the giraffe.

Can you imagine? Spent all those years raising a kid just to get betrayed like that.

Dubai is built on slave labor(still is, research the loopholes they use, don't pretend you are anti-slavery in any century if you visit) and I'm not allowed to bring my AIDs medication, fuck dubai and the people who live there. She picked the more ethical choice.

MY PARENTS WOULD SEND ME TO AFRICA

ion blame her tbh, she already knows trips with parents are lame